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Missing Wife [from PL forum]
 

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Sparky
Joined: 08 Dec 2003
Posts: 18030
Location: Portland, OR

2/11/21 10:23 AM

Missing Wife [from PL forum]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went mountain biking yesterday and has not come home!

Officer: Age?

Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 25 and 35. We don't do birthdays.

Officer: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think.

OFFICER: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

OFFICER: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

OFFICER: What kind of bike is she riding?

Husband: She took my bike.

OFFICER: What kind of bike was it?

Husband: A 2020, manufactured September 16th, pearl white custom-built hardcore titanium Sklar hardtail; with 64.5 HeadTube angle, and a reach of 490... Shimano XTR m9100 drive train,12 speed, 10 -51 cassette, Hopetech 3 E4 brakes with Hope floating rotors, Fox transfer factory dropper post with a wolf-tooth lever, Raceface Atlas stem and the Reaceface Atlas 35 riser bar w/800mm, DMR death grip, Ergon SM enduro saddle, Crankbrothers synthesis E11 carbon 27.5 wheelset with Maxxis DHF 2.6 tire in front and Maxxis recon 2.6 in the rear. Industry 9 Hydra classic CL hubs, and Raceface Chester pedals. A RockShox Lyric RC2 150mm fork.
At this point, the husband started choking up.

OFFICER: Take it easy sir, We'll find your bike.

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Brian Nystrom
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 4762
Location: Nashua, NH

2/11/21 7:43 PM

That sounds about right.

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dan emery
Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 6490
Location: Maine

2/12/21 4:14 PM

Ill bet Elaine thought that was a riot, right?

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Sparky
Joined: 08 Dec 2003
Posts: 18030
Location: Portland, OR

2/12/21 4:19 PM

Actually she thought it was funny..

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Brian Nystrom
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 4762
Location: Nashua, NH

2/12/21 7:58 PM

Linda's response was:

"Hmmmm....Does sound familiar!

XOXO"

So apparently she loves me in spite of this reality...probably because she rides too and I'm her mechanic. ;-)

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