10/25/13 7:10 AM

You can't make this stuff up - from Reuters -

Norwegian hunter misses moose, shoots man on toilet

OSLO — A Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose, but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin on Thursday, police said.

The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his seventies, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

The victim was flown by helicopter to hospital but his injury was not life-threatening, said the policeman who led the investigation, Anders Stroemsaether.

The hunter was taken in for questioning in Hvaler district, about 74 miles southeast of the capital of Oslo, said the force. The moose escaped unscathed.

10/25/13 7:27 AM

Sounds like the Second Week of Deer Camp:

http://youtu.be/kb9yhhflmvY

10/25/13 7:57 AM

Tom Lehrer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfW2tYIn8-Q

10/25/13 8:55 AM

Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode? Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him. -Natasha Boris

10/25/13 9:29 AM

Boris Badinov and Natasha Fatale.

B: "Moose will fall to my new plan. Is stragedy."
N: "Don't you mean strategy dollink?"
B: "Nyet. When moose opens door, gun goes off. Is tragedy."

10/25/13 9:40 AM

Sounds like one of Garrison Keillor's "Ole and Lena" jokes (if the Norwegians were in Minnesota).